Banana Peel Grip - The ultimate protection against affection... I traveled
all the way from California to Florida to date a girl I knew from college. On Sunday
night, after church, I took her for a walk, hoping that I would have an opportunity to hold her hand.
She was slightly hungry so she brought a banana to eat and held her keys in the other hand. After she
ate the banana, I asked her if she'd like to throw the banana peel away, but she didn't want to litter
so the sticky banana peel worked its magic and prevented me from holding her hand during
the entire walk. I pondered later and laughed at how that banana peel gave her the
ultimate protection against affection.
Brian W of Fountain Valley, CA
Chicken Skin - Now you see it, now you don't... I took my first online
date out for lunch. She ordered fried chicken. When she sat down to eat it, I was intrigued that she
began peeling the skin off of her chicken. I smiled and said, "Ah, I see you peel the skin off of
your chicken too!" I thought she was being health conscious like me. To my amazement she started
patting the chicken skin in one hand so it became a ball. Then, to my utter astonishment, she
took the ball and put it in her mouth and began chewing it. "Oh no!" I thought to
myself as she continued chewing and savoring the taste of her massive chicken skin
ball. I tried not to appear like I noticed anything unusual so I searched for something
new to talk about... "Beautiful day outside, isn't it?"
